Everything Pizza

About Everything Pizza

Everything Pizza, Artifact — food, designed by James Bousema first released in Feb, 2026 in the set Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's currently being selled by the minimum price of C$ 0.01.

Everything Pizza would fit best in a five‑color “goodstuff” or Commander deck that values flexibility, incremental advantage, and having lots of mana available, since it replaces itself with a basic land on entry and later turns into a powerful, modal swing effect that gains life, draws a card, drains opponents’ resources, deals damage, and grows a creature all at once; however, at just {2} to cast it’s extremely pushed for its enter-the-battlefield ramp alone (far better than cards like **Traveler’s Amulet**, **Wayfarer’s Bauble**, or **Prophetic Prism**), and the activated ability—while expensive at {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} plus {2} and a tap—is far stronger than comparable five‑color payoffs like **Fusion Elemental**, **General Ferrous Rokiric** support cards, or even **Maelstrom Nexus** in terms of raw value, meaning it would almost certainly see Commander play and possibly even competitive play if legal because it provides efficient fixing early and a massive late-game swing; in fact, it’s