Desperado (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

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LYRICS:

Decksperado
Why don’t you come to your senses?
You’ve been casting ascensions for so long now

Oh, you’re a hard one
But I know that you’ve got your reasons
But these decks that are pleasing you will hurt you somehow

Don’t you sleeve that Sundering Titan, boy
They’ll beat you if they’re able
The Primeval one is always your best bet

Now it seems to me some fine decks
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that just can’t win

Decksperado
No, you don’t want to do better
Or play something in the meta
You just go 0 and 8

It may be raining
But there’s a rainbow above you

You better stop assembling Kaldra
Stop assembling Kaldra
You better stop assembling Kaldra
Before it’s too late

Lyrics by Remy. Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom. Filmed on iPhone during quarantine.

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