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Lucky (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Some people are just lucky.

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LYRICS:

Every game I get the lead
My knights begin to flood the board
But when it looks like I’ve got the win
He somehow draws the perfect card

You’d probably think I’d somehow catch a break
But every game…

He’s so lucky
Draws a card
Then he scry, scry, scrys ’til he finds his Karn
Thinking…

If there’s nothing missing in my hand
Then why do these tears fall on my lands?

A Spitting Image
More knights I see
I’m on a mulligan to one

And my head keeps spinning
How’s he keep on winning?
Could it be that I never practice much?
Maybe…

You’d probably think I’d somehow catch a break
But every game…

He’s so lucky
Draws a card
Then he scry, scry, scrys til he finds his lord
Thinking…

If there’s nothing missing in my hand
Then why do these tears fall on my lands?

They are so lucky!
It should be me in Top 8!
But I got a game loss for getting back to late

I was at Chipotle.

He’s so lucky
Draws a card
Then he scry scry scry’s til he finds his Karn
Thinking…

If there’s nothing missing in my hand

Mastering and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.

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