| Name | Spicy Oatmeal Pizza  |
|---|---|
| Type | Artifact — food |
| Description | When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
 ,  , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. |
| Flavor | "Yeah, I threw in some habaneros to cut the heat on this." —Raphael |
| Artist | Fajareka Setiawan |
| Set | Wizards Play Network 2026 #7 |
| Wallpaper |  download |
| Image |  download |
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Spicy Oatmeal Pizza, Artifact — food, designed by Nicholas Gregory first released in Feb, 2026 in the set Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and was printed exactly in 2 different ways.
Spicy Oatmeal Pizza would fit best in an aggressive red deck—especially a burn or Rakdos (black‑red) aggro shell—that wants extra direct damage to close games and doesn’t mind paying some life, since 4 damage to any target for three mana is solid reach and can hit creatures, planeswalkers, or players; the life gain mode later is minor but can offset its drawback or help in races. However, it’s likely below rate compared to staples like **Lightning Bolt** (1 mana for 3 damage), **Skewer the Critics**, **Wizard’s Lightning**, or even **Flame Rift** in formats where legal, all of which are more mana‑efficient and don’t deal self‑damage (or deal more damage for similar cost); even **Char** is comparable but instant speed. The artifact typing could matter for artifact synergies (e.g., Goblin Engineer, Oni-Cult Anvil, or sacrifice themes), but without strong synergy support this card is probably too slow for competitive Constructed and would see more play in casual, artifact‑synergy, or budg
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